Safeco Field: Some people took deuces to the sweet sounds of Jay Z and Beyonce!

Safeco Field:  Some people took deuces to the sweet sounds of Jay Z and Beyonce!

Safeco Field: Porta-Potties on the Field For Jay Z & Beyonce!

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Warning: There is a tasteless photo at the very end of this entry of the porta-potty insides.  It will disgust.  We warned you.

We had field tickets for the second concert at Safeco Field on July 30th concert. To my surprise, they had bathrooms on the field in front of the outfield wall right in front of the bullpen.  I had to join in on this special experience of urinating while on Safeco Field.  I will look upon the Mariners ground in new light. Not only have I thrown out the first pitch at Safeco, I can now say, I peed on the field too!

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Safeco looked great when Jay Z called for “Cellphones Up!”

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The Porta-potties were lined up right against the outfield wall.

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One could still hear the jams from the insides of the bathrooms. Thank you promoters!  Here is a shot from the inside of the bathroom.

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The bathrooms were clean and well kept.  Kept the funk on the outside!

Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 4 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 4 out of 5 toilets

 

However, here is your gnarly photo of what goes down at the Porta-Potty. Looks like some people took deuces to the sweet sounds of Jay Z and Beyonce!

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Tommy Gun: Doctors Appointments Encouraged

Tommy Gun is a Capitol Hill hide out with a great hideout vibe. Running with the gangster/speakeasy vibe, the bathroom has an interesting chalk board that can lead to some good laughs! Bartenders are good conversationalists with a good hand on conjuring up and special drink requests you may need!

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The bathrooms set the table with an amazing door.  Very heavy, thick wood with a great pattern carved into it.  The walls are freshly painted, and the bathroom was stocked, clean and neat.  On the wall is a huge classic Doctors Appointment Chalkboard. Candles to keep the mood lighting and scent fresh.   Some great appointments are sure to be had in this restroom.  The hallway is lined with some great Capone photos to remind you of the beaut that Al was.

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Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 3 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 5 out of 5 toilets

In the Bowl: Bathroom Garden Getaway!

In the Bowl: Bathroom Garden Getaway!

In the Bowl: Bathroom Garden Getaway!

If you haven’t been to this bathroom, I strongly recommend occupying it soon!  I haven’t seen or heard anything like this one.  In the Bowl is known for spicy food (I’m a 4 star spice kinda guy, but here I take 2) and great vegetarian options.  The menu is a pleasure in itself with it’s odd word usage and using the term “Episodes” for courses.  Always provides a chuckle when you see the names of dishes.

For the bathroom, words don’t do it justice! Check out this Youtube experience of it:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsn4Uky_l4A

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When you walk in the bathroom, you will hear the lovely sounds of birds chirping away.  Your eyes feast on the lush plants placed all over the walls and surrounding the fixtures, toilet and sink.  You are entering a forest, so now do your business in peace!   The sounds and plastic plants provide so much relaxation for your bathroom pleasure! It’s where you have always wanted to drop the kids off at the pool right?

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Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 5 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 4 out of 5 toilets

Redwood: Shooting practice in the bathroom!

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The bathrooms at The Redwood add a great touch to the hunting style dive bar.  After you’ve had enough peanuts and tossed the shells on the ground, hit the can at the Redwood for target practice.  The walls are covered with animal prints from shooting galleries and the wooden panels continue the bars theme.  The great 60’s-tastic sink and fixtures make this bathroom even memorable after a bender.  This is one of my favorite bathrooms in Seattle.  Divey, but intended! Hipster indeed.  There are two bathrooms in this bar, and both have their different décor.

Ratings:

Cleanliness:  3 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 4  out of 5 toilets

Smell:   4 out of 5 toilets