Tin Hat: Bruce Lee Wall, classy articles from Playboy and more!

Tin Hat: Bruce Lee Wall, classy articles from Playboy and more!

Tin Hat: Bruce Lee Wall, classy articles from Playboy and more!

The Tin Hat has been a Ballard dive bar mecca that all should attend. Their tater tots are famous, as is their super cheap Taco Tuesday!   Great old pinball, and super easy going staff!

Their bathrooms fall into the classice dive bathroom shape!  You get good ole fashion class here!   Plenty of Playboy articles, some of the 70’s- tastic pinups and random collage of funny ads.   The women’s restroom is a bit more porn-tastic!  There are band stickers everywhere!  You can just imagine the pride a fellow must have when they see their bands sticker on the toilet at the Tin Hat!

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The hilight for me was the tribute to Seattle hero and martial arts legend  Bruce Lee!  The stall door is covered with great images of Bruce kicking ass!

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Cleanliness: 2 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 3 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 3 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 2 out of 5 toilets

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Cafe Bizzarro: 700 Hobo Names and good times!

Cafe Bizzarro: 700 Hobo Names and good times!

Cafe Bizzarro: 700 Hobo Names and good times!

At Cafe Bizzarro, the gaudy over the top and all over the place decor dominates the scenery.  Great Italian food, and wonderful staff make it a great evening place for romantic getaways or fun family events!  The bathrooms of course follow suit!  Head to Wallingford to this great headroom.

If a restaurant adds audio effects to the experience, I’m a huge fan already!  Cafe Bizzarro has a looping old recording of 700 Hobo names to keep your mind laughing while you are doing you business.  Here is a bit of our experience:

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With the 700 Hobo Names loop, you also have odd family photos, many at different angles, some odds and ends, peculiar collectables!

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Alice leads the way to the Women’s WC!

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The Men’s restroom has great lighting, and the bathroom goer must not be gunshy.  All of the odd paintings of cats, hobos and weird dudes are staring at the toilet user.

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Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 4 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 5 out of 5 toilets

Bonus toilet for audio interaction!

 

Tommy Gun: Doctors Appointments Encouraged

Tommy Gun is a Capitol Hill hide out with a great hideout vibe. Running with the gangster/speakeasy vibe, the bathroom has an interesting chalk board that can lead to some good laughs! Bartenders are good conversationalists with a good hand on conjuring up and special drink requests you may need!

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The bathrooms set the table with an amazing door.  Very heavy, thick wood with a great pattern carved into it.  The walls are freshly painted, and the bathroom was stocked, clean and neat.  On the wall is a huge classic Doctors Appointment Chalkboard. Candles to keep the mood lighting and scent fresh.   Some great appointments are sure to be had in this restroom.  The hallway is lined with some great Capone photos to remind you of the beaut that Al was.

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Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 3 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 5 out of 5 toilets

Canon: The Bathroom Bar Has Been Set

Canon: The Bathroom Bar Has Been Set

There is no bathroom like this one in Seattle, and would be amongst the best National bathrooms lids down! Canon has set the standard. Canon is already amongst the classiest of bars in the Jet City with a elite bar staff and the classiest drinks.
But now the bathrooms at Canon are slick, brilliant and entertaining. Decorated with fancy liquor bottles in great cages.
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Upon entering the bathroom, your presence triggers an old fashioned decorated speaker playing classic radio talkies. Old Ghost stories or the Postman Only Rings Twice crackling just like it would in the 20’s. You might just be enticed to staying in the can a little longer! 20130923-193625.jpg