Safeco Field: Porta-Potties on the Field For Jay Z & Beyonce!
Warning: There is a tasteless photo at the very end of this entry of the porta-potty insides. It will disgust. We warned you.
We had field tickets for the second concert at Safeco Field on July 30th concert. To my surprise, they had bathrooms on the field in front of the outfield wall right in front of the bullpen. I had to join in on this special experience of urinating while on Safeco Field. I will look upon the Mariners ground in new light. Not only have I thrown out the first pitch at Safeco, I can now say, I peed on the field too!
Safeco looked great when Jay Z called for “Cellphones Up!”
The Porta-potties were lined up right against the outfield wall.
One could still hear the jams from the insides of the bathrooms. Thank you promoters! Here is a shot from the inside of the bathroom.
The bathrooms were clean and well kept. Kept the funk on the outside!
Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets
Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets
Unique: 4 out of 5 toilets
Smell: 4 out of 5 toilets
However, here is your gnarly photo of what goes down at the Porta-Potty. Looks like some people took deuces to the sweet sounds of Jay Z and Beyonce!