Cafe Bizzarro: 700 Hobo Names and good times!

Posted on March 25, 2014 by kevinzelko

At Cafe Bizzarro, the gaudy over the top and all over the place decor dominates the scenery. Great Italian food, and wonderful staff make it a great evening place for romantic getaways or fun family events! The bathrooms of course follow suit! Head to Wallingford to this great headroom.

If a restaurant adds audio effects to the experience, I’m a huge fan already! Cafe Bizzarro has a looping old recording of 700 Hobo names to keep your mind laughing while you are doing you business. Here is a bit of our experience:

With the 700 Hobo Names loop, you also have odd family photos, many at different angles, some odds and ends, peculiar collectables!

Alice leads the way to the Women’s WC!

The Men’s restroom has great lighting, and the bathroom goer must not be gunshy. All of the odd paintings of cats, hobos and weird dudes are staring at the toilet user.

Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 4 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 5 out of 5 toilets

Bonus toilet for audio interaction!

Tommy Gun: Doctors Appointments Encouraged

Posted on March 11, 2014 by kevinzelko

Tommy Gun is a Capitol Hill hide out with a great hideout vibe. Running with the gangster/speakeasy vibe, the bathroom has an interesting chalk board that can lead to some good laughs! Bartenders are good conversationalists with a good hand on conjuring up and special drink requests you may need!

The bathrooms set the table with an amazing door. Very heavy, thick wood with a great pattern carved into it. The walls are freshly painted, and the bathroom was stocked, clean and neat. On the wall is a huge classic Doctors Appointment Chalkboard. Candles to keep the mood lighting and scent fresh. Some great appointments are sure to be had in this restroom. The hallway is lined with some great Capone photos to remind you of the beaut that Al was.

Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 3 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 5 out of 5 toilets

Witness: WC’s of Southern Comfort & Charm

Posted on March 4, 2014 by kevinzelko

Witness: WC’s Southern Comfort & Charm

This newish Broadway bar has delivered great times every visit! Drinks are Southern kitsch with their Libations menu! The decor is classic, clean Southern church themed, and the bar staff are classy, talented and well dressed. The head bartender leads a passionate sermon at 10pm on Saturday nights! Be there for good times!

The Water Closets are fine tuned!

Nice thick, solid doors! Great cement floor. Rustic shelves with old Southern furniture. Baskets of towels. Classic soap dispensers. Divine paintings referencing Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam and classic cock paintings fit into Cap. Hill quite well. Very pleasant experience, and well stocked! The posters outside the restroom with Sir Frederick Douglas will entertain if there is a line. This is where you’d bring Frank Underwood when he visits Seattle.