Mulleady’s Irish Bar: Urinal For Giants!

Mulleady’s Irish Bar: Urinal For Giants!

Mulleady’s is a neat and clean Irish bar in Magnolia.  It’s not your Irish bar in a box, nor divey. They have slick bar tables, and the menu is a bit top scale fancy Irish fare.  They have an excellent happy hour, and are located near Softball fields and soccer fields, so hit them up after the game for good beers on tap!

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The highlight of Mulleady’s bathroom is the giant large white urinal that will transform you into a elementary school child again.  In your current adult form, it’s massive height and width is sure to remind you  what it felt like when you were six in front of those industrial white urinals.  This is one of my favorite toilets I’ve ever experienced!  It feels like a Hollywood prop that was used for Honey I shrunk the Kids or something.   The rest of the bathroom at Mulleady’s is standard size, and everything is clean and in order.

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Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 4 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 4 out of 5 toilets

In the Bowl: Bathroom Garden Getaway!

In the Bowl: Bathroom Garden Getaway!

In the Bowl: Bathroom Garden Getaway!

If you haven’t been to this bathroom, I strongly recommend occupying it soon!  I haven’t seen or heard anything like this one.  In the Bowl is known for spicy food (I’m a 4 star spice kinda guy, but here I take 2) and great vegetarian options.  The menu is a pleasure in itself with it’s odd word usage and using the term “Episodes” for courses.  Always provides a chuckle when you see the names of dishes.

For the bathroom, words don’t do it justice! Check out this Youtube experience of it:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsn4Uky_l4A

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When you walk in the bathroom, you will hear the lovely sounds of birds chirping away.  Your eyes feast on the lush plants placed all over the walls and surrounding the fixtures, toilet and sink.  You are entering a forest, so now do your business in peace!   The sounds and plastic plants provide so much relaxation for your bathroom pleasure! It’s where you have always wanted to drop the kids off at the pool right?

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Cleanliness: 4 out of 5 toilets

Stocked: 5 out of 5 toilets

Unique: 5 out of 5 toilets

Smell: 4 out of 5 toilets

Linda’s Tavern: The Secret Bathroom

Linda’s Tavern: The Secret Bathroom

lindas1Linda’s Tavern is classic Seattle. Great staff, cheap drinks and fun clientele always.  The food is a greasy spoon, and there are few places better to sit on the outside patio in Seattle taking in the hipster elite, and realizing this bar was the last place Kurt Cobain stopped at before his tragic ending.

On another note, the bathrooms:   Linda’s most used bathroom are pretty scary.  The Men’s room has a half broken swinging door that gives all passerby’s a perfect view of what is going on inside.  Ever wanted to get a sneak peak of your friend’s junk?  Just wait til they go to the can and be a creepy peeping tom in the bathroom.  The men’s room is very dirty and left to the use of drunk hipsters who don’t mind it.  The urinals are dirty and loaded with the latest grind core stickers. I just wonder who is ballsy enough to put those stickers on the urinals.  The stall and toilet would be passable for someone to sit on, if the previous users hadn’t used the seat for extra target practice of their pee.  It is always caked in pee when I go in there.

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Which leads us to the Secret bathroom at Linda’s.  This one is located near the kitchen in a bit of a hidden space.  This bathroom is always useful if one needs a clean respite from the horrors of scary bathrooms, or if you need to hit that #2 (Who do you work for #2?).  Some great old fashioned gas station looking sinks and garbage cans give it a tiny bit of flair, but mainly this bathroom scores points, as it is so much better than the most used restrooms them have.